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Spaceballs: the Window!

Obviously, no one in the universe owns more "Spaceballs" merchandise than the Druish Royal Family. This particular window was commissioned by King Roland as a wedding gift for his daughter and son-in-law. The King was adamant that the Dink-Dink artists capture the power and size of Prince Lone Starr's Schwartz, as well as Princess Vespa's determination to protect her royal hair. The decorative torch at the top of the Schwartz, designed to represent the "Spaceballs" flamethrower wielded by the Wise Yet Plain Yogurt, ejaculates fire whenever someone rings the royal doorbell.

The brick background is stock from some site. The rest was all me. (Googling photos from "Spaceballs" as references.)

I do not own "Spaceballs."

It took exactly 69 Dink-Dinks to complete this stained glass Schwartz in time for the Royal Druish Wedding.

It took exactly 69 Dink-Dinks to complete this stained glass Schwartz in time for the Royal Druish Wedding.